fapsicle 

A globule of dried cum left on a chick's face after bukkake is performed on her.

"Oh my God, when they finished with me I had about 17 fapsicles hanging off my chin".

"Did you save them?"

"Yeah, try this"

<<crunch crunch>> "OHMYGOD ITS MY HUSBAND"

"...shafted" <<evil grin>>

fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007

flepsicle 

The state of being flexible enough to give oneself oral sex.

"The gymnast needed no girlfriend: he was flepsicle enough to get by himself."

flepsicle by 149271239273123363 December 12, 2009

Flopsiclestick 

A retart with a floppy dick

Davian is a flopsiclestick

Davian is retart with a floppy dick

Flopsiclestick by lockness monster August 16, 2020

Flopsicle

A limp penis.

Jen: "Did you end up going home with John last night?"
Karen: "Yeah. But it was a total bummer. We didnt have sex because his penis was a flopsicle all night."
Jen: "Yeah I hate when they cant get it hard!"

Flopsicle by yumyzombieparts December 1, 2011

falsicles 

Breast implants, often noteworthy for the perfect curve of the cleavage and resistance to gravitational influence

Falsicles are often so obvious that little is left to the imagination

falsicles by duh doc duh February 24, 2010

fapsicle 

A drop of cum hanging off a person's chin after being subjected to bukkake.

Oh my god, there's a fapsicle on my chin! ..never mind, it dripped onto the floor.

fapsicle by durson August 15, 2007

faelsicle

the pole that every woman wants to climb, always stiff and erect for duty, accompanied by stamina and swagger. Thick and juicy, and poking out at just the right moments is what makes this penis different than others.

God i wish I had a Faelsicle to suck on.

faelsicle by dinkerdink January 10, 2010