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felons and retards in blue 

(n.) A derogatory reference to bandwagon fans of the L.A. Dodgers or Dallas Cowboys. Most particularly those hopeless souls that are fans of BOTH the Dodgers & Cowboys that do not (nor have they ever) live(d) in the home region of either team, yet make up for their lack of geographical closeness by excessively annoying those fans of local teams by proclaiming their team(s) are #1 in spite of a lack of credulity to their claims.

Most are know criminals (felons) and/or clinically diagnosed mentally ill (retards) that live outside the L.A. or Dallas areas and are misguided hangers-on to past decades when those teams may have had a modicum of talent and/or luck. Their illogical & persistent affiliation with the team is most directly attributed a missing chromosome that also appears to result in excessive body tattooing, domestic violence, binge drinking, bed-wetting, drooling and an unexplained need to wear over-sized and excessively dark sunglasses (maybe out of embarrassment).

Both groups are made up of delinquents, reprobates, malcontents, and blow-hards that are the scourge of all true sports fans. Extreme cases are evidenced by a trip to their "mecca" (stadium) to demonstrate their loyalty & obtain a pathetic photo of them wearing a blue team jersey while holding up one finger that they can later post as a testament to their senseless dedication.
Daughter: Daddy, what's a synonym for loser?

Father: There are lots of them honey, but the one that best describes would be the felons and retards in blue or bluetards.

Daughter: Do you mean the Dodger fans or the Cowboy fans?

Father: Yes.

Sometimes abbreviated FARIB
Also see fucktards or bluetards

Felons Tree Removal 

An arborist company that hires felons to come to your house and trim your bushes. They charge extra to cut trees but will trim your bush for free.
Becky "I was going to hire Felons Tree Removal to trim the trees at my house. You think they're any good?"
Lateesha "Bitch, I don need no felons trimin' my bush!"

Heartless Felons 

a groups of young kids in the jail and prison system in ohio. They never fight one on one because they are typically cowards and mob attack people. They have been known to be homosexual as well and often sleep with each other
damn that group of 5 heartless felons attacked a 60 year man in a wheel chair.
Heartless Felons by lopi216 August 9, 2021

Soul Felons 

A family based in the North West from California, Washington and Vancouver BC.

They're the best looking bboys/bgirls in the planet.
Yea, Soul Felons changed my life.

If I'm having a bad day I just think about Soul Felons and I smile.

I drove 3 hours to see them at a breakdance competition and I actually shook one of their hands, never washed em'.
Soul Felons by JirehSoriano January 6, 2012

queen of felons

REMY MUAH🚬
oh nah the queen of felons has arrived

queen of felons? i thought that was a dirt bike

heartless felons 

A prison/street gang , originating in Cleveland Ohio juvenile detention centers. Soon spreading to other local jails, prisons and even the streets. Gang activity has been reported as far as Akron, Canton, Toledo and Youngstown. Currently the largest Ohio bred gang.
Damn those heartless felons felons deep as fuck, they everywhere in the land now.

financier felons

Also Known As: a Banker CEO or Insurance CEO (noun/plural)

1. Banker CEO or Insurance CEO
2. Recipient of $$ millions in bonus booty
3. Inventor of new fees for public
they were financier felons sweeping up millions is bonus booty. Studying the

technique of the street creep by hardly

working hard circling the unsuspecting public like avulture capitalist.
financier felons by malia1950 February 5, 2010