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34 felonies

So you consider that something that the opposition party is DOING TO Donald Trump...
Hym "So you draw the line at (apparently somehow magically) just GIVING Trump 34 felonies... But NOT... At manufacturing a mental illness out of thin air? And that's you 'not being a retard' to you? I've heard some of you call yourselves 'smart' so... That is 'smart' to you? You are mimicking the delusions of reference associated with schizophrenia and they are just giving felonies to people... And the creator of Ai shouldn't get paid for some reason... And one of those is bad and the other is good? And that's what a smart person thinks?"
34 felonies by Hym Iam April 2, 2025
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bag o felonies 

Usually a Crown Royal bag full of everything illegal to be thrown out in case of a pullover
Oh s*** is that a cop behind us where's the bag o felonies
bag o felonies by Blaneyfan1 February 10, 2021

fishing for felonies 

Entrapment by temptation or sabotage, so the target serves hard prison time or is deemed non credible to testify in court.
In order to silence a whistleblower, the rich CEO began fishing for felonies for his target by hiring actors to sabotage him.
fishing for felonies by JDSAg April 13, 2023

faloniess 

-fu-low-nee-is-

to act unsure, shaky about something.
appear to be nervus about a situation, unsettling
or just plain weird!
why is that dude actin so faloniess.

"why you gotta be so faloniess?"
faloniess by sam Bow August 13, 2006

felonist 

Speaking of ones self as a felon, in first person.
I am such a felonist.
felonist by Aunt Fat Butt February 25, 2008
(fel-oh-NEES) Hot, beautiful woman; loving and kind, but don't piss her off! From Greek and Latin roots - hot blooded and a party animal! Every man wishes he could have her; every woman wishes she could be her. A HELL of a lover! Often shortened to Fel or Loni.
Man I wish I could Felonis like that!
Felonis by DaStuff February 5, 2010
Felonie is a beautiful girl that you can trust with your secrets. She is a best friend you can have. Felonie is the #1 popular name in the world. Every man would want a felonie in their life. She is awsome.❤
Girl: I think that new girl's name is Felonie.
Boy: I would want a felonie in my life.
felonie by 21.savage_bro May 14, 2018