| 1. | textasaurus rex | ||
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A person who is perpetually sending/reading text messages, such to the effect that their behavior is considered rude and/or anti-social. This term is generally used condescendingly, or at least with some degree of disdain. "Scott sure is being a buzzkill tonight - he hasn't looked up from his Blackberry once since he got here."
"Yeah, talk about a textasaurus rex." |
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| 2. | fellatioraptor | ||
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A person who performs fellatio with great vigor. Man, she handled my member like fellatioraptor! My cock aint never been treated like that!
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| 3. | fellaciraptor | ||
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Pronounced: fuh-LAH-sho-rap-ter (similarly and with allusion to the dinosaur velociraptor)
A person - either male or female - who performs fellatio in a vigorous or ferocious fashion; i.e. ravenously like a raptor. To qualify as a definitive fellaciraptor, the person's arms should be held in front of their chest, with elbows down and wrists dangling loosely; i.e. like a true raptor. Because of her religious upbringing, I didn't expect Becky to be enthusiastic during oral sex - but lo and behold, she's a regular fellaciraptor!
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