when one female is urinating, a male or female straddles her lap and unloads poop preferbly diahrrea and or urinates in the toilet.
dude man Lilly Levitt is peeing in the toilet, im about to give her a suprising wicked awesome felix!
1. A substance of unknown origin or composition.
I'm not touching that, somebody left their Felix all over it!
If nobody knows what it is, then it must be Felix.
The douche that will break your heart. Also known as a horrible friend.
Synonym: Douche, Asshole, Jerk, Trash.
Felix chose to be with a fatter bitch only because she gave him head.
Tiny persons that use a lot of hyperboles when trying to speak. They live under big rocks in the forest and are known for stealing and smoking other people's cigarettes.
'Don't step on that rock, Felix is home right now'
'Dude, I got Felixed out of half a pack of cigarettes last night'
a boy that likes to kiss other boys and then call them gay. AID's are passed on in the process, this disease is mainly distributed in the Philippines.
Boy: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH GET YOUR LIPS AWAY FROM ME FELIX
Boy: your gay!!!!!
Felix: no your gay! AHAHAHA GAH
1) A name given to a person who fails at life in every way.
2) An oge.
3) Also a head doing loser.
4) A mokes.
5) A word often used synonomous with such terms as hermaphrodite, individual with inverted genetalia, scrap disser and lover of cock in mouth.
"Oy that kid is a proper felix ey."
"Yeah man he definitely get bum sex off of Mr Connolly ever night of the week."
"Haha yeah what a cock loving dickhead."