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The inability to move or accomplish anything useful because the cat is lying in you lab purring/sleeping.
Him: Hon, could you grab me a beer from the fridge?
Her: Get it yourself!
Him: I can't. I've got feline paralysis.
by metasymantic February 06, 2009

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cat couch potato lazy lethargic sloth unmotivated