filchmonger

Someone who sucks sperm out of a person's anus.

Derived from filch

Jim is such a filchmonger.

filchmonger by Sam November 23, 2003

Felchmonger 

One who loves the act of using a paper towel tube or toilet paper roll and lubricant to insert a small rodent in their ass.

Simon, Matt and Dennis the felchmongers practice the act of felching daily at 3:09 PM. They are ridiculously aroused by this act of rodents being inside.

Felchmonger by AngryCPET March 28, 2007

feltchmongers

n. a moderator of a messsage board.. in which we the unwilling participants are feltchmongered by his locking and deleting of posts..

wiz, the feltchmonger, is a very lovable moderator...

feltchmongers by wiz mang May 11, 2004

felchmongler 

A gay guy who sucks his come out of his boyfriends ass

that damn felchmongler be beatin dat ass up all tha time.

felchmongler by erin November 20, 2003

felchburger 

Felch burger is when a person has ejaculated into someones arse suked it out and then re-deposited it into a burger
(generally given to old people in hospitals as they are laking in nutrients)

man these felchburgers are good grandson what is in them

felchburger by Vigilant spoon July 11, 2006

Feltchmonger 

Person who puts gerbils in their ass; person who is into feltching

Feltchmonger by Anonymous August 29, 2003