Felching is rooting around your butt for stuff. But you probably already knew that. I'm just gonna tell you how to use it in a sentence in nice company to see if they're game.
For example when you're waiting in line at a movie, you can say "does anybody know where "Felching in Bukakistan" is playing?
by bozo_de_niro June 20, 2010
Top Definition
The act of sucking semen from any human orafice, eg. anus, vagina, it can be done with a drinking straw when semen is deep inside the rectum.
Horace had enjoyed his anal intercourse session with Bertie so much, that he decided to felch his own semen from Berties anus.
by Clinton Sounds January 30, 2004
Oral retrieval of semen from the anus.
After shooting a copious load of cum up her ass, Mark buried his face in her ass and began felching his lady love.
by JD August 17, 2003
To suck freshly ejaculated semen from any orifice, usually the anus.
From the Chuck Palahniuk book: "Invisible Monsters"

'"Felching," I lower my voice. I'm calm now. "Felching is when a man fucks you up the butt without a rubber. He shoots his load, and then plants his mouth on your anus and sucks out his own warm sperm, plus whatever lubrication and feces are present. That's felching. It may or may not," I add, "include kissing you to pass the sperm and fecal matter into your mouth."'
by IAmTylerDurden March 04, 2006
To suck or lick one's own semen from the butthole of a partner after anal sex.
"I sucked my cum out of darrens bumhole last night"
"ooh you fucking felcher"
by Josef Salmon March 13, 2005
Sucking semen through a straw, out of a freshly fucked asshole.
She really needs to work on her felching, if she wants a spot on analcumsumption.com
by Ronzombie November 24, 2010
The practice of sucking, licking up semen from a guy's asshole.
I love felching a load out of a hairy guy's asshole.
by CubNSF November 07, 2015
the retrieval of semen from the anal passage via suction
Danny: I tried a great new sex position last night
Ramjad: What was it ?
Danny; felching !
by yoyoyojo April 11, 2015

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