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During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.
The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.
by Potatotron Ramone May 20, 2005
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a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth
"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"
by Billy Bob December 12, 2002
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A male who sucks the cum out of another male's ass after anal intercourse.
Matt is a sick felcher who felches on demand any number of cum buckets at any time.
by Jade Cryingwolf September 15, 2007
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Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!
Bob is a felcher that sucks man juice out of Tom's bunghole!
by crevischecker December 23, 2011
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The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw
James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch

1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write
by Harry Mason March 02, 2007
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Felcher: Someone who cums in a woman ass, then sucks it out with (or without) a straw.
After he blew a load in her ass, he felchered it all up with a straw. MMM MMM GOOD!
by Keli Marie October 12, 2005
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These days felcher has a more common meaning, the art of felching has come a long way since sucking cum out of a random asshole, it can now mean you're a bottom feeder of any type.
"Stop felching my beer you felch"
"Hey felcher" (Yelled out to bum collecting money at train station)
"Dont let felch felch off a felch" (Meaning double felching is a big no no)
by 2stylsh July 26, 2008
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