(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.
(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?
During anal sex when cum is released into the ass, the FELCHER is the person who removes the cum, with a straw or not.
The felcher sucked out the cum with a straw.
a person who, in a sick act of human nature, has anal sex with someone, ejaculates on his/her butt, and cleans up with their mouth
"dude, you fucking nasty-ass felcher"
A male who sucks the cum out of another male's ass after anal intercourse.
Matt is a sick felcher who felches on demand any number of cum buckets at any time.
Scumbags who suck semen out of the vagina or anus of one's partner after sex. Sick perverted motherfuckers!
Bob is a felcher that sucks man juice out of Tom's bunghole!
When a gay man first ejaculates in his partner's ass,then sucks out his own cum
Those two fags are felcher's for sure
The sick art of ejaculating in an ass and sucking it out through a curly straw
James wrote a book on felching cos he is a felcher, 10 steps to a succesful felch
1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write
Birmingham, circa 1994.
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.
Man: (at door of concert): "I've come to see Chris..."
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"