(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?
Became a nickname to which I have been cursed, not due to my practising said 'art', but through an innocent mispronounciation of my surname. I'm stuck with it.
Woman: (on door) "Chris who?"
Man: "Erm... Chris.... Felcher??"
1.Curly straws are a must
2.Nice loose ass, more straws the better
3.Lots of jism
4. loosen up with some fist action
5.saliva is a vital source, spit on it
6. use your toungue
7.clear your throat for maximum enjoyment
8.Dont do it with your mum
9.Loosen up with your massive triceps like i have
10.Chug coke up your ass to get it just write