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1. felch monger
A man that sucks the ejaculatory juices out of another man's ass, following a brutal assault in the anus.
Leif, your so naughty, get your felch monging head outta my caboose.
by Hot Carl Feb 19, 2005 add a video
2. felch monger
someone who takes a straw and inserts it into spmeone's ass and sucks farts out, then turning around and hoarding them.
David, get outta my ass, you felch monger!
by phoenix1984 Sep 15, 2005 add a video
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