A Ferullo Stomach ache is when you’re enjoying a nice summer
day at ferullo you’ve been there for 5 hours you’ve already drank three ice waters from Dunkin Donuts and it’s almost time to go
home. All of a sudden your stomach starts to curddle and you can no longer stand up straight. You feel extraordinary
pain in your abdomen area and you no longer can walk. You still have to bike
home and you feel that with every step the poop is getting closer and closer to coming out. You are being tortured by time by trying to get home fast enough to let out this demon that is causing havoc in your lower intestine. Once you get home you sit on the toilet for 1 hour or more. Contemplating life. You feel sweaty so you take your shirt off then you get goose bumps and start to freeze so you put your shirt back on. You try to go on your
phone to distract yourself from the immense amount of
pain your stomach is in, but the
pain is to great that you throw your
phone down on the bathmat because nothing
will help. As some points during the stomach ache you remember times of when you didn’t have this stomach ache. You start to appreciate the times of painless
fun with your buds shooting hoops at ferullo. And you realize it was all the water that caused this. And you swear to never do it again. But you end up doing it the next
day.
