These feeters are known to have issues with txt spk and grammers problem. They don't always brush their hair in the morning so it will look a little bit more like Tim's, they have resorted to making their own merchandise, they randomly say "maths" when anyone mentions a miracle, they take their canvas bags to the supermarket, and they get annoyed over bumper stickers that say "magic happens". Feeters have named their goldfish Tony, regardless of gender, and are known to get ridiculously over defensive when anyone says anything bad about Tim.
Feeters say "mas" instead of "lol".
Person 2: "You're such a feeter"
Person 1: "I would ask you if you've downloaded 'Ready for This?' by Tim Minchin off iTunes, but you're such a feeter that I already know the answer."
Person 2: mas.
Step 1. Place feet in position.
Step 2. Activate feeter by telling your host to squeeze down.
Step 3. Notice the warming effect. The feeter is working.
Step 4. Imagine that the feeter is an oven of squishy flesh.
Step 5. Remove feet from feeter, you are freaked out.
Step 6. Get feet cold and repeat steps 1 through 5.
Yo my homey, I just got all up in that feeter but then I got freaked out. What's up with you?
Hey baby my feets are cold! Can I put 'em in your feeter?
b. A variable distance measurement that is more than a foot, yet less than a meter.