Fedmond 

A portmanteau of "fake" (or "false") and "Edmond"; ergo "Fedmond". An area of far northwest Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, U.S.A. (and unincorporated vicinity), which borders the adjacent suburbs of Edmond, Oklahoma. This area, while much of which is located within the city limits of Oklahoma City, nonetheless shares a mailing address with Edmond, with regard to U.S. Post Office regulations. This fact is embraced by many residents of "Fedmond", who desire close ties and bonds with the actual city of Edmond, (perceived to be more of a desirable area in many regards), while some are simply misled by the mailing address.

"She says she lives in Edmond, but really her place is in 'Fedmond' ".

Fedmond by Matthew Rotch March 13, 2023

Femoidology 

An impossible study to understand the femoid brain. Since the beginning of time, men have been trying to figure out how the femoid brain works, but to know the femoid’s brain is an impossible task, and would lead to godly all-knowing powers unfit for any being.

Bro 1: Yo Bro, I’ve been trying to study femoidology in my spare time.

Bro 2: You’re wasting your time Bro.

Bro 1: Dude, her ex cheated on her twice when they dated years ago and Now she’s confused on whether she wants him or not. What the hell is wrong with her??
Bro 2: Have you looked into femoidology? You’ll find your answers there.

Femoidology by DustierPond3 September 3, 2019

Femmometer 

The part of the female body, which inexplicably measures temperature to be alot colder than it actually is. There is no male equivilant.

Girl: Im cold, can i have your jacket?
Boy: No, thats just your femmometer, your fine really.
Girl: No im actually really cold.
Boy: HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU BE COLD, ITS THE MIDDLE OF FUCKING SUMMER, IF YOU KNEW WERE GONNA BE COLD, THEN WHY DIDN'T YOU BRING YOUR OWN FUCKING JACKET, YOU FUCKING RETARD. AND YEAH I DID SLEEP WITH YOUR SISTER AS WELL, AND WHAT.

Femmometer by suckedoffonaferry March 17, 2010

Femocrite 

A female that demands to be treated equally but is quite willing to revert to "old-fashioned values" when it is convenient. i.e.:

- expecting the guy to be the one to screw up the courage to approach her.

- letting the man pay when the cheque arrives.

- moving furniture and other heavy things.

She was very vocal about equality of the sexes but turned into a femocrite when she had to get her boyfriend to kill a spider she found in the bathtub.

Femocrite by Tom Burns August 30, 2008

fasian femo 

A person who is neither an emo nor an asian, but pretends to be both. They've made sad attempts at an emo swoop as well as trying super hard on their math hw. They also try to hang out with others who are both emo & asian, yet because they are just a wanna-be caucasian, they don't fit in. Usually fasian femos are named Nick.

Guy: Nick, why are you wearing tight pants & only hanging w/ Asians
Nick: Cuz I am an Asian Emo, GOSH!
Guy: More like a FASIAN FEMO!!!!

fasian femo by Daria my Mom November 10, 2008

femmoke 

Female version of a jamoke. You can recognize these females by their orange fake and bake tan, tramp-stamp tattoo, feigned interest in sports, and large ape-like male counterpart. Air head sorority girl that forgot to leave town after she graduated from her shitty college. Often promiscuous and bi-sexual, so as to be as large an attention whore as possible.

Don't go home with her, she is a fucking BU femmoke!

femmoke by betterinsodapop December 14, 2008

Femolly Jonbomb 

The act of one person(usually a female, or "femolly") sitting on the lap of another person and defecating through their open legs into a toilet. Variations include the substitution of a toilet for a person's face, or small animal.

"This is the last straw. Go get yo' girlfriend, we're going to femolly jonbomb on his face."

"I was thinking we could spice up our sex life. Let's try a femolly jonbomb after dinner tonight."

Femolly Jonbomb by TheDeej February 13, 2008