A condition in which a one's penis feels like it's going to fall off (or in rare cases, actually does fall off), especially after excessive masturbation or an intense sexual experience.
Friend 1: "Dude, my dick feels like it's going to fall off!"
Friend 2: "Well, that's what you get jacking off five times a day."
Friend 1: "I guess, man. Severe dixhaustion!"
A shit so large it feels like the head of the hammer is coming out of your ass but then tapers of nicely for sweet relief.
Practicing lamaze techniques during this process if helpful.
The hammerhead can cause bleeding so don't be alarmed.
Now I know what having a baby feels like, I just dropped a hammerhead in the bowl.
its when you stick you finger in a girls ponytail. It feels like a butt hole.
per College humor
Sarah: Hey Dan stick you finger in my pony hole, it totally feels like a butthole.
Dan: Wow, your right it totally does.
The amount for time that passes when you're high that feels like it has only been a minute. Usually 2 real hours are about 5 marijuana minutes.
Stoner 1: Fuck dude. How long have we just been sitting here?
Stoner 2: I don't know man. It feels like 10 minutes but it's been like 3 hours. We must be running on marijuana minutes.
When you have drank/smoked too much, to the point the room feels like it's spinning, or YOU feel like you are spinning.
You need to be SITTING/LYING DOWN OR RESTING for the spins definition to be met.
If you are standing up/dancing/active and the room is going sideways while trying to walk, that would mean you are pissed.
Throwing up will cure the spins. It is also possible to wake up with the spins if you do not throw up.
You got back home after drinking and laid on your back in your bed. You roll over on your side, but you feel like you are still spinning over and over in circles. You then lay on your back again to minimize the spins and stare up at the ceiling and it feels like the room is traveling.
When u smoke 3 to 4 bowls of atlanta mids,OG cush or purple haze go chill for a bit eat a ton of food and watch a movie. A few hours later your still high but not baked out of your fuckin mind so u decide to take a drive. You put the car in 4th gear and drive 75 mph and it feels like your cruisin along at 120 mph in a space ship.
Random ho: hey br did u study for the test
Br: no fuck that, dave and i smoke three bowls, ordered a pizza,smoked malboros and went for a drive it was crazy
Random ho: nice, i love goin for drive when im high it feels like im in a spaceship
Br: thats why we call it spaceshiping
A Friday that feels like a Monday.
Guy: God this feels like such a Frunday!
Girl: Yeah but at least it's the weekend tomorrow.