| 50. | tee hee hee | ||
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The really cute laugh a girl does when she feels like being cute.
Typically used online, however maybe used everyday lingo. (Both intentionally and unintentionally) Jeff: OMG that video was awesome
Jessica: tee hee hee you're awesome! |
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| 51. | k land | ||
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The state one enters when doing a small to moderate amount of the dissociative anaesthetic drug Ketamine (Special K). In contrast to entering the K Hole, K Land is considered a desirable effect of the drug and the user feels an element of detachment from the physical world. In particular one may get 'vibes' that switch quickly, for example everything may seem old, then suddenly new, then switch back again. Note: K Land is not K Town. K Town doesn't exist. So Andy and me right we had a bump of K and man for the next 10 minutes we were in fucking K Land.
K Land is an awesome fucking place to go, but don't overdo it or you'll end up in the K Hole and that's scary! |
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| 52. | sex | ||
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An activity we want to have. We practice with a ball and a pillow on the bed. The ball is the penis, and the pillow is the guy's chest and head. We give the ball a blowjob by sucking it and licking it rapidly. The head of the pillow sucks our boobs and pussy. It's really awesome and it feels like sex would feel like. Try it!
Last night I was in my apartment in a seethrough nightgown and the doorbell rang. I went to get it, and a really sexy guy was there who pulled me onto my bed and ripped my nightogown off. He sticked his penis into my vagina and slid back and forth. My boobs were right by his mouth and he licked them perfectly. I screamed and moaned and yelled "FASTER! HARDER! I WANT MOREEEEE!!". Then I slid down to give him a blow job, when another guy came in and asked if he could join. I said yes, and he fucked me in the ass and it felt great! (I later found out that the guy that started it was named Steve, and the guy who came in was Dave). So Dave was fucking me, and Steve was just lying there moaning, but h should do some work so I got down on the bottom, Steve got on top, and he licked my vagina right on the cilt! Oooooooh it felt good. Dave was sorta left out, so I started giving him a blowjob, and he sucked my boobs. Then Dave got off me and fucked Steve. I went around to major french kiss Dave, and Steve fondled my boobs. Then Steve got a red bra and put it on me, and then he put his penis under the bra and over the boob, and Dave did the same to the other one and fucked me like crazy awesome. I reached my hands around their bodies, and fondled their arse. There was also a lot of cum on them which I happily swallowed like always. Finally I got on top of Steve and put my boobs on his mouth and my hand on his penis like I was giving him a hand-job, and Dave put his mouth on my vagin... more...
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| 53. | Celeste Pizza | ||
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An amazing instructional video in which a young man engages in fornicating actions with a microwavable pizza. Hence, the brand, Celest Pizza. " This shit feels like the real thing " , " Fuck a Pizza! "
" yay! Celeste Pizza " |
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| 54. | nice | ||
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Can be used in a moment of a compliment or just thinking out loud Joe: Paula, look, I just can't take it anymore, I have to say it.....You.....You have nice tits.
Paula: It's ok, really, would you like for me to reveal them to you? Joe: Be my guest....make 'em spill. Paula: ~~~SHOWS JOE HER TITS~~~ Joe: ~~~FEELS ON PAULA'S TITS~~ niiiice. |
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| 55. | school | ||
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Place where you spend 18 years(9 months a year,4 weeks a month,5 days a week,7-9 hours a day)preparing for ''life'' and the ''real world''.They teach that the only life there is:
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-Elementary School:True School. Teaches you basic math, how 2 read, how 2 write(Lang Arts), and real survival skills. They tell you that you can accomplish anything as long as you believe. Also where you make most of your life friends. Tips For Survival: Good Times. Please cherish them. =Middle School:The Crusher. This is where the shit piles up. They add letters in your math and teach you completly useless stuff like a2+b2=c2.WTF.Reading stays basically except now you hate it because they make you read the same crap over and over and if you have math before it it feels like you already had reading class! Language arts turns to english and all of a sudden ''everything you learned in elementary is a bunch of shit'',says the teacher. They teach you how to write sentences and how to catch a readers atenntion. You'll probaly need this because the subjects they make you write about are so boring that who'd read them anyways? All your friends abandon you and join cliques or vice versa. Almost everyone around you is a fucking asshole, prick, emo, homosexual |
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| 56. | Gory Hole | ||
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When one is in some much pain (typically sore from fencing) that it feels as though the area that is painful has been cut opened and is then fucked like nobody's business. As Jake and I walked up the stairs after practice are quads were so sore from Taro's footwork that it felt as though we had been gory holed.
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