| 43. | breakin my crayons | ||
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when someone messes up your plans, brings you bad news when you are feeling good, etc.; similar to "rain on my parade." - dude i got some pussy from that bomb bitch at the club last night!
- dogg she was 15 - man why you gotta be breakin my crayons? |
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| 44. | foreshitowing | ||
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That feeling you get before you have to take a major shit, letting you know that extreme digestive discomfort is on it's way. "Man, I'm getting some bad foreshitowing from that chinese buffet. I'm gonna wreck that toilet."
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| 45. | head change | ||
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The feeling one experiences when a noticeable form of intoxication is present in ones mind. This change in the head could be from smoking either marijuana or tobacco. Man I smoked a Kuba and got some serious head change.
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| 46. | DEATH WENCH | ||
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The resident or residents of the DEATH HOUSE. A bloodsucking parasite that collects anything of value from the male personage, this includes sexual bodily organs, gold, jewels(family ones!), your wallet, and anything else a man holds close to his heart and/or underwear. The DEATH WENCH, not unlike the common vampire, will suck you dry and leave you feeling highly violated (not in a good way!). The DEATH WENCH, also a crafty creature, will stalk her prey and will wait for the opportune moment to strike, usually when her prey is highly intoxicated or on the brink of DOING THE DODGE. Death Wench: 'Hey, check out that young piece of man meat, looks like he's on his way to DOING THE DODGE!
Minion: Yes master, you're right, I believe he is. Shall I ready the dungeon and crank up the Iron Maiden? And don't worry, I got the gimp suit back from the dry cleaners this morning. Death Wench: 'Ready away, I will frisk him for any loose change. By the time he wakes i will already have a hand full of his bolony pony and his dignity will be long gone' Minion: 'Yes master and what of the strap on?' |
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| 47. | anubhooti | ||
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A good feeling that you have after experiencing something sexual. man, last night I took the biggest dump, and it was anubhooti. Apparently the male g-spot is in his ass.
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| 48. | Schnaggle | ||
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The intended and more badass spelling of the word "snaggle". Schnaggle shows more punctuation without feeling like a sissy.
Verb - To take, steal, to have intercourse with, also used as an insult. High level of intoxication. Let me schaggle some of those french fries.
Go to hell you Motha Schaggler! Remember that girl I met at the bar last night? I schnaggled her. I schnaggled her good. Man last night I drank way too much. I was so schaggled. Multiple Use: Ted, schnaggled out of his gord, schaggled a Lexus then proceeded to pick up a prostitute who he schnaggled in the back seat. Ted did not have any money to pay the prostitute so she called him a "stupid mother schnaggler". |
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| 49. | Bison | ||
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An adjective describing anything enormously positive and/or unusually good. An empowering word that can be used to describe almost anything good that you experience.
You see a really great movie:
"Wow, that movie was soooo BISON!" Someone is looking fierce, in a great outfit, lookin good, etc: "Man, you are lookin pretty Bison today!" You're feeling great, in a good mood, top of the world, etc: "How are you" "I'm feelin fuckin Bison today!" |
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