The little black pieces of turf that always get stuck in your shoes.
Ugh, I have so much feef in my shoes from that football game today!
by Fleebleknart November 15, 2017
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The extraordinarily rare event in which a fart and a queef occur simultaneously.
1. "It smells like shit and vagina in here... Did you just feef!?"

2. "I heard two separate fart noises and felt air brush across my ballsack. Per chance, you feefed."
by Wolf House March 12, 2013
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Similar to a queef. It's the gassy sound that is made when a man pulls his dick out of an anus, of a girl or a guy, during anal intercourse. This sound is not a fart. Rather, it is caused by the combination of K-Y Jelly and air being pushed into the ass during sex.
"So, I was fucking this girl in the ass the other day, and when I pulled my dick out, she let out this massive feef!!"
by Diodon January 3, 2009
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Everyone was sheeshin' n feefin.

There's lots of feef going on in this apartment.
by MrSheesher March 1, 2011
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Feef and a foof
I got toffee in my feef
by Chazleehan April 21, 2021
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A gorgeous guy with a beautiful personality and an enormous dick.
I would fuck Feef all nightlong.
by Feef_lover_69 June 10, 2021
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Feef
Cat

(feefing: cat-like)
(feefer: someone of a cat)
You are a feefing idiot.
Feef you.
I have a dog not a feef.
OOTI is feefing amazing.
You are the feef's meow.
by OOTI A February 12, 2008
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