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8.
A word used by lamers with no real friends who visit the simpons forum.
"Phil, Aaron, Ricket and those other gays guys feed the ducks together while looking at gay porn"
by Youarealllame November 07, 2003
 
1.
Masturbating, usually to internet pr0n.
Aaron said BRB, then proceeded to feed the ducks.
by RandomDude July 01, 2003
 
2.
Usually a male Sexually pleasuring yourself. Can be done alone, or in the company of others. Also can be done with the help of others.
Phil said that he had to leave early to go home for dinner, but I found out later that he just went over to Stevos to feed the ducks.
by Jobot October 19, 2003
 
3.
Pulling your plonker with emphasis on the forward stroke.
Stuart: "I caught Joey having a wank on the couch last night."

Jeff: "Was he spanking the monkey or feeding the ducks"
by Galuscio June 29, 2011
 
4.
Several news reports indicate that Thailand may lead the world in penis slashings, often over disputes about the common custom of men having a second wife. The act is colloquially referred to as "feeding the ducks" because that is apparently a common way of getting rid of the evidence.
The second wife was jealous of the affection the husband gave to the first wife. She spoke often of feeding the ducks. The woman severed her husbands penis in the night. The ducks looked well fed.
by ember33 July 15, 2011
 
5.
A term for... one-somes... popular with people who have access to pr0n.
Phil said he'd Be Right Back, but we all know he was feeding the ducks.
by Flaaron July 01, 2003
 
6.
jerkin' your shit to internet pron, or having your shit jerked by someone else.
Aaron and Phil said 'BRB' at the same time, so it was obvious they were feeding each other's ducks.
by toasty September 01, 2003
 
7.
the act of cutting off the penis
if you're not careful i'll go feed the ducks
by cumquat April 23, 2005