on my feed 

A phrase referring to the Facebook news-feed, used after being accused of stalking a friend.

Rusty: Hey, so you went shopping yesterday?
Eva: Woah, stalker!!
Rusty: I was on Facebook. It was on my feed!!!

on my feed by MisterKnowItAll11 January 25, 2011

strap on a feed bag 

to eat a large meal, usually fast food.

Damn, I'm starved! I'm gonna go strap on a feed bag.

strap on a feed bag by yo Huge January 20, 2008

Wear your heart on your feed 

To openly express your emotional state via frequent updates on your Facebook/Twitter/Social Media feed.

Sally: Are you feeling ok? Do you need to talk?
Jane: I have been kind of down. How could you tell?
Sally: Facebook... You wear your heart on your feed.

Chris: Did you get a new girlfriend?
James: Yeah, but I haven't told anyone yet, how'd you find out?
Chris: Your wall is covered is bouncy, happy, romantic cliches... You wear your heart on your feed.

Wear your heart on your feed by RedTailedPhoenix November 21, 2012

Strap on the feed bag 

Giving a woman oral pleasure or eating the box.

Well, it was my wife's birthday I had to strap on the feed bag.

Strap on the feed bag by Mo Trim August 29, 2013

fresh on the feed

something that is newly posted onto the news-feed of Facebook or any other social network

Joel-"Where are those pics of our game of beer pong?"
Michael-"They're fresh on the feed"

fresh on the feed by thats soo tits April 27, 2011

putting on the feed bag 

eating or having a large meal with gusto

After a long day of hiking, we were all famished and eagerly putting on the feed bag at the all-you-can-eat buffet.

putting on the feed bag by I am the dreamer in the ocean April 7, 2024

It was on my news feed 

The all-purpose excuse for knowing something that's really none of your business. Used primarily to avoid accusations of Facebook creeping.

Sally: ...and then we talked on Facebook for like two hours and he said we should meet up soon.
Megan: oh yeah I knew that!
Sally: How? Were you Facebook creeping?
Megan: uhh no, it was on my news feed.

It was on my news feed by brems November 15, 2009