A pricing markup factor used when preparing price quotes, job estimates, or work proposals for prospects you forsee as Pain in the Ass clients.
This fee is charged so that you can mentally tolerate the bullshit you must endure.
Can be a hidden or actual line item on the submitted job estimate. If used, disguise as "Management fee."
Use when prospects try to lowball you, who are over inquisitive about your business, who are control freaks, who have short tempers, who fail to respond in timely manner, who come ill prepared, who are always late, who are high maintenance, or other characteristics that make it difficult for you to conduct orderly business.
Our standard PITA factor is 10%. But this guy seems like an ass. Let's bump up the PITA fee by 15%.
This buyer came 2 hours late and is making us drive her dog to the dog hotel before the contract signing? I'm sick and tired of his bullshit! Fuck dat, we gotta add 30% PITA or we're not taking this job!
Also known as the Late Fee Processing Center. A loosely knit group of dumbasses who don't know the whats going on. They make rules and regulations on the fly. Their primary responsibilities include asking you to bring a check if you have cash, cash if you have a check, certified check if you have both, and money order if you have a certified check.
Hey .. you called me a muthaf*cka and thas coo .. but you really crossed the line when you called me an nyit bursar office employee. For that you dead
To take a handling fee when hustling.
"Tom wanted me to bring him an Ounce, so I taxed him $5".
"Last night around 12 nick called and wanted a 8ball so I taxed him a line".
To take something from someone or swoop their spot in line in an unfriendly manner. Sometimes refers to the game spondoolee in which when someone seizes an object from someone else it then becomes said person's possession. E.g. If someone were to take the $20 bill you were holding out of your hand it would then be theres with no rebuttle. Such spondooleeage as the spondooleing of car keys or a cellular telephone can be bought back for a minimal fee of usually $20-$30.
J said to Leslie spondoolee as he seized his wallet in the line at McDonalds. J is now banking and Leslie will have to spondoolee someone else if he wants to get a McCheeseburger and show up that McAsshole J.
Remember the gimp from pulp fiction? Not a desireable character to be. Neither is a wus, especially if you're male. This is the combo of the two, and thus creating a super brand of male bitch.
Can also be used to describe a total yes-man in any line of work. Do you agree?...yes sir. Get me coffee...yes sir. Make some copies....Yes sir. Finish those TPS reports...Yes sir. Put on some leather and get in a this box....yes sir.
You let the boss take advantage of you again? You're his gimp bitch aren't you? Bet you'd be more comfortable with a bright orange ball in your mouth.
Ultra-Sexy Hot Feminine woman with a stunning body, gorgeous bone structure in her beautiful face, smooth glowing complexion, Always with up-to-the-minute totally fresh and stylish Fashion sense galore!
Femme, Stylish Chick, Hawt , Fresh Feminine Female, "OMG! the club was chock full o' sexy Felines galore!!!"
|7.||Bank of America|
A Bank who will fight you to the death even when they are dead wrong.
A Bank who skates on the thin line of legality
Worst. Bank. Ever.
B of A teller "Thank you for calling Bank of America, may we ruin your life today?"
B of A Broker "Yes sir, I am aware we approved your loan and gave you the money, but we changed our mind. Our CEO needs a new plane made out of gold and blood from orphens."
B of A credit dept "Ma'am, are aware you are now exaclty 5.8 seconds late paying your bill? We have to charge you a $500 late penalty. And a $100 fee for calling in your payment. And an extra $75 for my bonus. Oh that puts you over your limit... theres a fee for that too.. Anything else?"