devour feculence 

Eat shit.

Devour feculence. It means "eat shit," Mr. Drummond.

devour feculence by eelbucket March 14, 2025

fatulence 

Man's natural bias of blaming a fart on the fattest person in the room...

As long as society continues to indulge in FATULENCE, Porky Patty will always be blamed for Skinny Sally's butt puffs.

fatulence by Textacle May 16, 2008

fopulence 

The style and/or trappings of the über-metrosexual or modern fop. 'Fopulence' includes designer clothing, skin and hair care products, 20+ pair of shoes (preferably Gucci or Prada), a gourmet kitchen, and the generally refined taste that vastly prefers Kristen Bell's fine High Caucasian ass to Kim Kardashian's ghastly ghetto monstrosity.

Bradley appeared fashionably late for the wine-tasting, as always perfectly groomed and exuding elegant fopulence

fopulence by Mo Dixley September 18, 2011

feculent

1) of or related to feces
2) feces like

uhhhh...where's that been? It smells feculent!
or
mmmmmm....feculent. <when describing something bad, sarcastically>

feculent by Mr. Awesome February 26, 2004

fatulence 

pronoun,adverb, descriptive of both cause and effect of obesity and flatulence.; a passing of human poop molecules in a gaseous state at a velocity and volume which crates an audible flapping of the accumulated fat deposits,hanging skin, scrotum(male),labia(female),cellulite,even the textile underclothing wedged into the crack of an obvious overeater. Makes room for more of the same enviromental disturbance.

I could hear the fatulence of the girl I slept with last night, I've gotta quit drinkin!

fatulence by terryzz February 15, 2009

fatulence 

A grotesquely fat person who farts alot

Not only does your fatulence disgust society, it is also an eyesore

fatulence by Irish Klettner January 17, 2006

Fatulence 

Defined as a fart-like noise originating from air trapped in between fat rolls lubricated by sweat. Often heard emerging from obese people leaning over to tie their shoes or pick up the tv remote while wearing a speedo.

Bob's fatulence scared away the dog when he bent over to pet it.

Fatulence by They call me Domingo December 1, 2010