a low life. one who smells of rotten decaying fecial matter. often found in their hut wallowing in their own trash they rummaged from the streets in the shittiest form. they vary in form but are always recognizable by their cave man shaped heads and their greasy discusting hair. you will often catch them dropping lines such as..."just checkin out the rims, man!", "im not a samsa im a samsonite!"
"I seen that samsa dragging that wretched rotten piss stained couch from the dump down the road"
"whoa wtf that dirty samsa is digging in my trash can again! well maybe he will be happy to find the moldy rotten dominoes pizza and cinna sticks i had 10 days ago..."
The end that produces fecial matter, or "business" as you may call it.
The business end of your girlfriend is friendly with the arserapist.
The anus. Because it is designed as a release for fecial matter.
Just as it sounds. When fecial matter is compounded in between your cheaks. Word created and then made popular by Dave Chappell doing a skit on his show about the side effects of "Ribs", a sleeping aid for black people.
I got mud butt while laying in bed after eating some ribs.
Leave fecial matter in the vaginal hole. Than preform oral sex on the female.
I got caught giving the neighbor a mudd pie.
the act of to much anal sex resulting in the leakage of fecial matter
man, after last night the bitch is never sleeping in my bed again, she is fuck'n bungbeaten
The absolute, positively worst person, place or thing. The word is slang developed in Oakville, Ontairo. It is used roughly in every fifth sentence per group of teenage guys.
~This definition contains the intresting calculations for chate aswell as a fairly long story about it's orgin if you scroll further down =D
This mathematical equasion should show just how commonly the word is used this.
>Approx. 12-16 males = 1 200 000
>Approx. 7 Kids per group makes...
1 200 000/7 = Aprrox. 171 000 groups
>With Approx. 1 Sentence said every 20 seconds.
Chate will be said every 1 minute and 40 seconds or roughly 42 times per hour.
42 x 171 000
>Chate aprrox. is said 7 182 000 times per hour, 172 368 000 times per day and 62 914 320 000 times per year.
>Because groups aren't always And are ussaly only together 4 hours per day we can come to a final conclusion.
Chate is said 7 182 000 times per hour, 28 728 000 times per day and a grand total of 10 485 720 000. Roughly an astounding 10.5 BILLION times per year.
There is a myth about a boy named chate and this is believed by some people to be the true orgin of the word. This long and gruesome story may hopefully affend some readers.
~The Story of Chate~more...
There once lived a young boy whose named was Chate Willams. He was to live an awful horrible life, and die an awful horrible death. He had pasty, ghost white skin and thin black hair. No one knows much more of his face, as some say he was without a face at all. On the day of his birth his parents rushed young Chate to the hospital. His parents had lived on easy street ever since they won a small fortune of some 200000$ during their honeymoon, they even had a small pendant made of 24 karat gold with the name "Chate" ingraved on it. They had picked a name suitable for a boy or girl but really was appropriate for niether.
During their rush to the hospital they were side swiped buy a large black van. They spun out and under a semi-truck that tore through the roof of the car shredding the head off of Mr.Willams. The mrs still in back seat fearing for her and Chate's lives had been impaled through her right shoulder by a large piece of shredded roof. She had been ducked down, safe, dueing breathing exercises. As she stared deeply at the cracked bone , the singed flesh and blood slowly dripping off her arm she began to black out. Only to be jolted back by the sound of the jaws of life ripping through the torn apart car. She was rushed to the hospital but the baby was delivered in the ambulance and as did the mother die.
Chate was taken into an orphanage after his time in the hospital. As he aged he was disliked by the other children and even ...