fecies 

A word created by someone who didn't bother to spell feces correctly.

Feces, not fecies.

fecies by AnonymousGuy October 27, 2003

fecing 

pooping.

What was he doing in our bathroom for 20 minutes? Must have been fecing...

fecing by nigel motherfucking richards August 15, 2011

feciate 

(fee-see-ate)
verb, to analy deficate, to poop.
as urinate is to urine,
so feciate is to feces.

also, to speak too much, colloquially referring to a chatter box, or one who shares problems uninvited.

feciation - noun form
feciative - adjective form

1. A. did you feciate already? its going to be a long car ride.
B. nope.
A. well, i think you should try at least.
2. aaahw maaan, i gotta dookie! ooohhh, baaaad! this will be the feciation of the century!
3. oh, i do wish that chick would stop feciating all over us!

feciate by dr. roland james nesbaum III October 19, 2005

fecicious

being sarcastic, playing around; fooling around, joking.

I was being fecicious when I told you I didn't love you.

fecicious by tarababy September 12, 2009

fecic 

A measurement system based on crap.
The smallest unit = the turd.
5 turds = 1 pile
5 piles = 1 crapload
5 craploads = 1 shitload
5 shitloads = 1 buttload
5 buttloads = 1 assload
5 assloads = 1 cesspool

This pool contains about 1200 assloads of water.

fecic by BlastMaster September 23, 2003

Fecial 

Smearing feces on one's face for beauty

Bailey's so damn pretty, must be because she gives herself two fecials a day.

Fecial by Jakk Donahue September 29, 2008

Feciphilia 

The act of fornicating with a corpse, burying it, digging it up, fornicating with it again, eating the corpse, then excreting it, and soon after fornicating with the feco matter.

The stripper was forgotten about in the giant birthday and died from a lack of oxygen, soon after the birthday boy could enjoy his gift of feciphilia.

Feciphilia by AMT27 December 5, 2010