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1: the stuff monkeys throw at each other and later sniff for pleasure (think of it as monkey cocaine)
2: crap
Those monkeys are throwing feces at each and then smoking it!
by PlayDohMan April 23, 2004
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feces means: shit
by Sir Cole Jerk August 25, 2003
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Jim, look some druggie wrote on the wall in his own feces.

Pete, that's gross.
by My Name Is Hugh...Mungus February 22, 2015
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A brown lump that decends from the anus hole. (Another word for shit)
Soon, the feces entered the rectum stage where the nutrients raped it until it was brown.
by Adam The Fucking Gold April 30, 2009
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Material that comes out of ones bum.
The feces is emerging from my nether region.
by Groovatron February 28, 2002
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the word for poo i almost forgot.
Feces means poo.
by speedy January 21, 2003
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The singular form of the word feces; that is to say, a single stool floating in the shitbowl or lying on the ground, waiting to be stepped in and subsequently tracked inside the house.
{Hoolio}: Hey look out Hozay, there's a fece that you're about to step in!!!
{Hozay}: Thanks Hoolio! I'm glad that you told me about that so I didn't step on it and track it all over the rug inside!

{Horhay}: Hey George, did you forget to flush? There's a fece half covered in bungwipe floating in the water and you're the last one to use the bathroom!
by Telephony August 08, 2013
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