v. - To accidentally and unintentionally defecate while expelling intestinal gas from the anus.
n. - a combination of flatus and feces expelled through the anus.
(blend of caca and toot).
1. In attempting to discreetly pass gas, I accidentally cacatootled.
2. I thought I just had to toot, but it turned out to be a cacatoot.
From the root words 'Lay' and 'Eclair.'
1. (VERB). The act of hovering ones ass over another's face and dropping brown. Synonym: Fecophilia
2. (NOUN). The brown, smelly, messy, remains left after the practice of fecophilia.
1. I LaClared that bitch's face last night.
2. There was a nutty LaClare left after I shit on your sister.
A large evacuation of liquid fecal matter closely resembling that of diarrhea but on a more explosive scale. Poop Finger can occur instantly and without conscious thought or decision. Poop Finger is directly caused by someone preparing your food after wiping their ass but before washing their hands.
Damn, the dude that prepared my filet-o-fish sandwich at McDonald's must have given me Poop Finger because I've been sneezing out of my ass for the last two hours.
1. Sitting on a toilet and unloading fecal matter into the bowl.
2. Using the restroom (#2).
The term "platinum" derives from an urban clothing line "FUBU". The name itself sounds like something that comes out of your ass (feces). FUBU then upgraded their clothing line to "Platinum FUBU". Hence, an upgraded shit. So, when you drop platinum you are unloading something really nasty. The term became, "dropping platinum fubu". It was too long to say, so it got shortened to "dropping platinum".
"Hold up, I gotta drop platinum."
"Wassup, what you up to?"
"Chillin, droppin platinum"
a huge piece of shit that doesn't wanna flush/and or clogs the the toilet bowl.
wtf did you do to the toilet man!!! this shit won't flush!!! you took a super turd, didn't you?!?
The act of vomiting and diarrhea all at the same time, usually due to having a bad hangover, the flu or food poisoning.
Little Larry had a hangover so bad, he shvomitted most of Sunday.
Kakus refers to fecal matter. Kakus exposure is the act of getting Kakus, fecal matter, on any part of your body. The most common cause of Kakus Exposure is obviously anal sex, however there are other ways in which this may occur.
After eating the White Tuna Sushi, Bill had to run to the bathroom at Kyogin. The white tuna upset his stomach causing him to have "peanut butter poopie", while wiping for the 18th time he got some of the "peanut butter poopie" on his fingers. This resulted in a minor case of Kakus Exposure.
After sodomizing a camel, Ahmed had Kakus Exposure on his morronga and developed Morrong Fever. His cousin, Obama Osama Barruq, had to run to the drugstore and get some Morrongicillin so Ahmed wouldn't develop Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.
Junior had Kakus Exposure after playing with the sheep in his grandfather's farm. Junior has very bad hand washing habits, while at dinner eating fried chicken he contaminated the dinner, now everyone in Junior's family is in the hospital with Morrong Fever secondary to Kakus Exposure.