fecalateral triangle 

The brown triangle that is left on the back of the toilet seat and is caused by poor wiping and personal hygiene.

Ian left a fecalateral triangle on the toilet seat again!

fecalateral triangle by Emergency911 December 9, 2016

fecalate 

The act of excreting fecal matter out of ones anus. i.e. to shit

Man, I got to get to the bathroom before I fecalate in my pants.

fecalate by fracex January 24, 2007

fecalbate 

masturbating with feces for lubrication

I fecalbated with your mom's poop.

fecalbate by the pupster September 17, 2007

fecaltate 

To exrement in proper fashion.

The curry chicken caused me to fecaltate all night.

fecaltate by WLZ March 22, 2003

FecalBate 

The act of lovingly touching your Cock, Ass, Tits and Bits With either your own or somebody Elses left over poop. In some parts of the country such as Maine where fecalbation is still being frowned upon it is secretly known as brown sticking
Human fecal matter actually makes for a great topical cream good for silkening up that rough skin.

One might say something like Sorry I'm late for work Andy! I had to take a shit so bad! It was soft like i like.. so... I took a minute to Fecalbate you know,... to clear my mind.
Or hey Chef Deryck thanks for not flushing, I totally used your shit to Fecalbate I just had to get one off! What did you eat last night?
People who Fecalbate also commonly StinkPalm people on a regular basis. Express your selves for Christs sake people! Its just poop

Its allot like Masturbation with poop.

FecalBate by Fredericoplays May 17, 2007

Fecalated 

The act of releasing your bowels on your partner during sexual intercourse

It was a orgasmic feeling as he fecalated all over his partner mid climax. The mess afterwards wasn't as enjoyable though.

Fecalated by nsfwmutt September 15, 2019