| 1. | FECAL TISSUE | ||
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Tissue excreted from the anus. The tissue is almost always wast food product. Used as a synonym for poop and crap by more refined intelligent individuals such as George W. Bush and Napoleon. Can be expelled as partof a classy sex act known as the Hot Carl Napoleon: Greetings I apologize for my tardiness, it twas unavoidable due to my expulsion of large amounts of fecal tissue.
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| 2. | poop sex bandit | ||
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One whom engages in the act of fecal-based sex without the consent of the other personage. Cindy took a nasty dump on my chest out of nowhere, that poop sex bandit!
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| 3. | Fecal Face Fuck | ||
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When you shit in a girls mouth then you fuck the shit down her throat with your cock. Bob-"Hey Cindy want me to Fecal Face Fuck you my din from lastnight"
Cindy-"No Thanks" Bob-"To bad gag gag gag gag" |
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| 4. | Fecal Incontinence | ||
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The inability to control fecal matter from sliding out the anus and into the pant leg. As a result of too much anal sex, the muscles used to keep the feces inside the rectum literally lose their "tread." What it's like to have Fecal Incontinence
"Fuck you." "No! Fuck you! You're adopted." "Yeah, well, at least I don't shit my pants involuntarily." ".....You're adopted." |
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| 5. | Sex Poop | ||
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When your having sex,and you excrete fecal matter its very sweaty due to the intercourse your having. Last night the sex poop wasnt as bad as it was the day after thanksgiving.
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| 6. | Sex Lax | ||
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The act of giving or receiving anal sex in an attempt to move a particular piece of obstruction or loosen up the bowel contents of a constipated partner. This morning, I woke up to my girlfriend loudly grunting and moaning in the bathroom. I asked her what the problem was so when she told me she was constipated, I informed her that if she would go ahead and bend over, I would give her the Sex Lax. Luckily for her, she accepted my offer and now she feels great.
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| 7. | fecal foam | ||
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The foam that gets whipped up and builds up around the anus when giving anal sex to someone. Usually caused by the lube getting whipped into a foam and combining with the fecal matter. I have to try another lube, this kind creates too much fecal foam.
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