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The act of defecating while mimicking the position assumed within the womb. Patammy was in the fecal position last night, and then he fucked your mom.
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Sitting on the throne, but tightly coiled while in the grip of sweaty, white-knuckled intestinal distress. Judd: How was your weekend?
Dirk: Oh dude, you don't wanna know. I went to a stag Friday night and I think the sausage in the sausage and peppers wasn't cooked all the way through. Spent most of the rest of the weekend in the fecal position. Judd: You're right, I didn't want to know. |
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The position you're usually in when you're on the can, pushing hard.
Hunched over, knees and bumcheeks wide, and a bodybuilder expression on your face. Man, I can't go on these French toilets. I can't go in the woods either, cuz it's hard to get into the fecal position.
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1. Similar to the "fetal position," the posture that accompanies having to shit so bad that you cannot stand in an upright position. 2. also, a reference to the common postion of sitting down while taking a shit After our date, Selena had to shit so bad she curled up on the floor in the "fecal position."
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The process of shiting on someone while they are taking a shit in the toilet. Or vice versa. Man, me and that dirty hoe really messed up the bathroom, while we tried the Fecal Position!
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A person who is just lying there, in a random sprawl, like (s)he just fell down where(s)he happened to lose consciousness is in the fecal position. Jim: "He's in the fecal position."
John: "Don't you mean 'fetal position'?" Jim: "No, he's just lying there like a turd". |
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