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Fertility Pouch 

The layer of fatty skin on top of the abs that stretches when a woman becomes pregnant. Women that are too skinny do not have a fertility pouch and as a result have stomachs that stretch awkwardly during a typical nine-month pregnancy. After giving birth the fertility pouch allows the skin to return to its pre-conception state
Thank god for my fertility pouch. After giving birth to Liz, that extra bit of skin really helped my abs stay stretch mark free.
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ferality 

Noun, word used to describe really filthy, manky, disgusting living conditions, not necessarily inhabited by 'ferals'. Such living conditions transcend normal grossness and are rampantly foul. Ferality can be seen in some student flats and at campsites at music festivals. Also used to describe the way of life and attitude that accompanies such living conditions.
When you use an empty bacon packet as a plate and a lighter as a fork and make bongs out of salamis (and use them), you know you're living in ferality.
ferality by Kunchamum January 8, 2009

Fertility Awareness 

A method of birth control that can be used without artificial hormones. It lets women know when they can and cannot get pregnant by utilizing a fertility sign like cervical mucus and/or resting body temperature.
Fertility awareness can help you understand your body and avoid pregnancy naturally. It's not the rhythm method!

fertility 

The state you are in when you are getting ready to fuck
I'm in fertility
fertility by MackSneale February 21, 2017

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.
I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.
Parade of Fertility by Jake October 13, 2004
We saw a bunch of girls at the cafe yesterday, and two of them had definite fability potential.
Fability by Dafreek May 6, 2006

white pellets of fertility

I sprayed my white pellets of fertility all over Beth's face last night. And she loved it!