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legacy features 

The most basic features of a product such as a video game where companies wouldn't want to implement for the most idiotic or unknown reasons, resorting to call them "legacy features".
Player: "Where is the scoreboard and VOIP for this shooting game that the franchise had for over 20 years!?" -
Dev: "Those are legacy features, son."
legacy features by Brutalfield2042 January 20, 2022

cunt features 

when someones facial features are those of a cunt, thus fucking ugly!
boy: do you wanna go out with me?
girl: fuck off, cunt features!
cunt features by Shell555 January 5, 2007

twat features 

A person with facial features that resemble a twat
1) Mike has twat features.
2) Fuck you, twat features!
twat features by Fr3sh2d3f May 21, 2006

bitch-features

Mean, nasty (or totally harmless) term for any female doing anything that pisses you off. Heat of the moment sort of name-calling.
"Hey bitch-features where did you get your license?"

"Bitch-features has her shortest skirt on again...you can nearly see what she had for breakfast."
bitch-features by ckerr16 April 23, 2008

Featureschmerz 

The existential despair caused by unused functions on electronic devices and appliances.
Every time he contemplated all the cryptic little icons on his cell phone’s screen, Walter was so overcome by featureschmerz that he couldn’t even place a call.

Knobb Features 

A word to describe an individual whos facial features resemble male genitalia and a has personality to match. Typically found in inbred areas such as the black country and Bognor Regis.
Typical Names for such individuals: Timone, Geoff and Rich(most common).
Typical job: Tattooist, Taxidermist and Triangle player.

Warning signs you are meeting a "knobb features":
Over gesticulation from said person and your urge to vomit

Walking into a pub/street/on the bog, "Alrite Knobb Features" then poke and run.