Fatherbed 

Hole in the ground where you bury an adult male.

Mobster: We got him, boss. Now what?

Boss: The guys got a fatherbed all laid out for him in the woods. Make sure he gets some rest.

Mobster: Sure thing, boss.

Fatherbed by Wertheworld July 26, 2020

Jesus Feathered Christ 

When saying Jesus Christ isn't enough to emphasize a point, you gotta do your dizzle by throwing in a delectable adjective. "Feathered" happens to be one of the finest terms available to use.

Student 1: I know that isn't your work. You for sure made that crap up!

Student 2: What? That's my work, I brought the ruckus on this assignment.

Student 1: Please, how you finna lie to me? That isn't your work!

Student 2: Jesus Feathered Christ, it is my work! Back off!

Jesus Feathered Christ by Hazzypoo August 31, 2013

feathered 

Getting hit in the balls really hard, the type of ball kicks that a kickboxer would cower in fear of. Originally a joke from a Sam O'Nella video about Slang words he doesn't understand.

Person 1: Woah dude, you just got feathered.
Person 2: Fuck you, don't try to downplay my suffering.

feathered by Mongolmongol January 21, 2018

Down-Feathered 

When your loved one drains your balls of all sperm and now your balls are light as a down-feather blanket

My girlfriend Down-Feathered me and now my balls feel light as a feather!

Down-Feathered by My kid is a Mallard June 25, 2019

Feathernest

Someone who feathers their own nest.

Likes to make things easy for oneself by taking advantage of others.

Magpie like quality, taking from others to ease ones own situation.

Also refers to one with sloping shoulders.

He is feathernesting again.

Look at the sloping shoulders on Feathernest.

Feathernest by Herr Sempress October 14, 2008

featherless biped 

A human being, as said by Plato, until Diogenes "persuaded" him into changing it to a featherless biped with broad, flat nails.

Plato said that a human was a featherless biped.
In response, Diogenes plucked a chicken and gave it to Plato, saying "Here is Plato's man!"
Plato then changed it to featherless biped with broad, flat nails

featherless biped by Mr. Some1one October 27, 2020

Flathered 

To become disoriented and flustered

When Sammy is ordering thai food and matt is playing with Zeus and it distracts Sam and her ability to order the food she becomes Flathered

Flathered by DillyMyHoles November 9, 2022