Frustritement 

The feeling of being equally excited and frustrated at the same time.

"Did you hear rick and morty is coming back for a season 5, but in 3 years? I'm so frustrited! "

OR

"I can't believe we get to go through an actual pandemic this year! I think i'm just going to keep this frustritement to my self haha"

Frustritement by Nemmi June 10, 2020

Feastive 

Feasting Festively.

Gorging on your scrumptious holiday meals whilst presenting oneself in a festive manor.

I am looking forward to joining the family later today for a grant feastive event !

Feastive by mixallmatch September 30, 2020

feasties 

When you're sick all of the time and your body begins to eat itself. Also known as a "suicidal cannibal", because a body's GOT to eat!

Justin has feasties ...FEASTIES!

feasties by JonJamDanFETUSpoledConway September 24, 2005

Feistritz 

Probalby the coolest place on earth to live. with many chilled people living there it is one of the places you have to visit before you die.

Before i die i have to go see Feistritz.
Dude thats where you gonna go anyways, its heaven!

Feistritz by mintymich March 27, 2009

feasterite 

Bob

I love feasterite

feasterite by Bobby12344 September 30, 2023

Festrated

Festrated
adj. (fes-tray-ted)

1. Decoration Melt-down: The emotional breakdown caused by discovering that the Christmas lights you lovingly packed away the year before have all mysteriously died, tangled themselves, or selectively stopped working just to spite you.

2. General Holiday Frustration: The special blend of anger, disappointment, and confused disbelief that strikes during the holidays — like realizing you bought someone the exact same gift two years in a row, forgetting to turn on the oven for the turkey, or discovering that you’ve wrapped everything except the one present you actually needed today.

3. Holiday Life-Crisis Vibes: A quiet but powerful sense of disappointment that your life isn’t quite where you thought it would be — a feeling that hits extra hard during the holidays when everyone else seems photogenically happy, organized, and financially stable.

1. “If Santa saw the way I screamed at those lights, I’d be on the naughty list for life. That’s how festrated I was.”
2. “I ruined the turkey and double-gifted my sister. I’m officially festrated.”
3. “It’s December, I’m broke, my house is chaos, and everyone on Instagram is thriving. I’m deeply festrated.”

Festrated by Archytextural November 24, 2025

fastrated

Portmanteau of fast + frustrated
alternative for hangry; used by people who do not like to be labelled hangry

Ian: How is your boss treating you, son?

David: Like I’m a brainless drone who owes him my soul.
Ian: You don't have to be rude, I was just making conversation,
David: Oh sorry, it is just that I'm fastrated

Ian: What does that mean, fastrated?

Debrah: It means that he is hangry, and of course he is, he only ate chips for lunch!

fastrated by StoryfromAthens January 11, 2026