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incredulous fear of being outside often accompanied by unmanly desire to play murder simulators every possible waking moment not spent eating, sleeping, or working/schooling. Bob: let's go play ice hockey with them
Steve: I can't I have to level Bob: but there's only two hours of light left Steve: I need to keep my solid ratio Bob: your fearjohn is fucking up your life. you don't seem interested in girls anymore either. get help While most teens are playing sports, hanging out in person, or jerking those afflicted with fearjohn have no time for these. |
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