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If you have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars, Chuck Norris has more money than you.more...
There is no 'ctrl' button on Chuck Norris's computer. Chuck Norris is always in control.
Apple pays Chuck Norris 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
Chuck Norris can sneeze with his eyes open.
Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
Chuck Norris is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.
Guns don't kill people. Chuck Norris kills People.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live.
Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits.
The chief export of Chuck Norris is Pain.
There is no chin under Chuck Norris' Beard. There is only another fist.
Chuck Norris has two speeds. Walk, and Kill.
The leading causes of death in the United States are: 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer.
Chuck Norris drives an ice cream truck covered in human skulls.
Chuck Norris is my Homeboy.
Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING.
Chuck Norris uses pepper spray to spice up his steaks. (New!)
Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked someone so hard that his foot broke the speed of light, went back in time, and killed Amelia Earhart while she was flying over the Pacifi...
a greek based list of stuff we obsessively love.
the opposite of phobias the list things we fear the most.
Brody: dude i have a phobia of pain the slightest bruise scared the shit out of me.im going to go by myself a bubble.nut dude you have a philias to pain..i think its called agrophilia.
Brody2: bro dont be scared cut your wrist its awsome! i just love the feeling soo much that i actually had surgery so that im less tolerable to pain.if i bought a bubble i would buy it full of razors and rattle snakes.wooo hoo i fucking love pain!!!
A shortcut that only a nigger would take due to factors like extremely tall weeds, snakes, creeks to cross, fences to hop, etc. Nigcuts do not involve backyards with dogs because it is common knowledge that niggers are very afraid of German Shephards. Nor do nigcuts involve any body of water that would require swimming, because niggers cannot swim due to overwhelming fear of drowning and generational PTSD from the slave ships.
Naw man, I've been back that way, that there's a nigcut. I'm not hoppin no fences.
A small animal that is used as a fashion accessory. This animal is treated less as a pet, than as merely another accessory to draw increased attention to its owner/wearer.
These animals are usually carried around in a purse or bag, are often small dogs, whom are usually seen shaking and cowering in fear.
The accessapet is not limited to dogs. Cats, birds, snakes, rodents, ferrets (yes I KNOW that a ferret is a rodent, but feel that it justifies its own classification here) have been known to be forced into this role as well.
Paris Hilton carries an accessapet to many social functions.
Check out that girl over there with another one of those damn accessapets.
Epitome of stealth, speed, agility, cunning, and survivability. Jibraels are the guerrilla war-machines. They are masters of any and all weapons they can get their hands on. Masters of the art of stealth, they will relentlessly stalk their prey until it makes a fatal mistake and leaves an opening large enough for the Jibrael to take advantage of. They are predators akin to wolves and leopards; Utterly feral and brutally pragmatic in combat despite being given a human form. If ever there was game-breaking assassin that everyone, it would be the Jibrael.
You are on the side that Jibraels are known to oppose.
A large-scale firefight has erupted in the National Wildlife Reserve.
You were assigned to lead a squadron and sent there as reinforcements.
It's a long ride. The armored car parks near friendly territory, a few meters from base camp.
You and your squadron move toward base camp. Your communications device rings. You are instructed to leave the Second-in-Command in charge of leading the squadron to base camp, and to branch of and to investigate a suspected hidden Jibrael camp.
You order them to keep moving and go investigate the coordinates you were given.
It was a false lead. Nothing there but trees, trees, trees, and the occasional tree stump.
You hurry back to the base camp.
Once you get there, you stare in shock.
The entire camp filled with blood and corpses of your allies. Supplies raided. Weapons raided. Communication constructs destroyed.
"Jibrael" you say in your mind as the fear dawns on you
Overtaken by fear, you run back the way you came...only this time, you fall into a man-sized pit full of spikes and poisonous snakes.
1.A street slang for pigs , feds,or any other kind of ilumminati driven snakes.
:Derived from the bull shit T.V show about Dumb pigs entitled: "JAKE and The Fat Man"
*Example:taken from "Track 20" on Killarmy's (2003)album"Fear,Love,& War"
Here comes the JAKES red alert; They got trampled on; A COP lost one arm; Kilarmy still live on stage during Red Dawn; Hey yo where's the obsticle, anythings possible; Allah sees everything kid, check the optical.
Originally the name 'tarantula' was given to a species of wolf spider in Italy which was blamed for venomous spider bites which locals tried to cure by performing a dance. In fact the spider bites were inflicted by a species of widow spider. But the widow spiders are small and look insignificant, whilst wolf spiders are bigger and hairy, so the wolf spider was blamed. To this day many people judge how venomous a spider is on its size, which is completely inaccurate. Wolf spiders are harmless. These days the name 'tarantula' is used to describe any spider of the Theraphosid family. This family has something like 800 known species in Africa, Mid and South America and Asia, with many more no doubt still undiscovered. The tarantulas (or Theraphosids) are the giants of the spider world, the biggest with leg-spans which could cover a dinner plate (a Goliath Birdeater with a 12-inch leg-span I think is the record). Though some tarantulas live in trees, most are ground-dwellers and the live in burrows. They line the entrances of their burrows with silk. Though tarantulas have no senses of hearing or smell and very poor vision, they have a very developed sense of touch. The hairs on their legs can detect the slightest air or ground vibration, and the lines of silk they lay down around their burrows are almost like extentions of their legs. Any small animal touching one of those threads will instantly alert the tarantula. Tarantulas feed on anything from crickets, locus...more...