| 1. | Itisaphobia | ||
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The phobia of poles (not the people!). (Made from the latin for tree-trunk/post which is 'Itis') John: "What's your phobia?"
Mark: "Itisaphobia!" John: "Yeah but what?" Mark: "Itisaphobia - a fear of poles." John: "oh!" |
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| 2. | Texas | ||
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A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas. -Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition. |
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| 3. | texas | ||
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A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas. -Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good. -In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states -Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people. -Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas. -The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here. -This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas. -Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition. |
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| 4. | Commentmaphobe | ||
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The fear of leaving Facebook comments for several reasons -You have the shitty iPhone Facebook app which regularly posts comments under different pictures -You know someone with 3,000 friends, and if you leave a comment, you will be alerted all damn day of other peoples "Likes" and "Comments" -You have location services enabled, you told your girlfriend you were at work, and you don't want her to see you are in a different county "Dude, why did you say 'I'd like to tear into that' on my Mothers picture?"
"Because you posted a picture of a filet mignon, i made that comment under it, and my shitty iPhone app assigned it to a different picture. That's why i'm a Commentmaphobe" ------------------------------------------- "Wow, you are a popular guy. Your phone is buzzing all night" "No, i made a comment on a super popular girls picture and my phone has been blowing up all day with alerts from people i don't know. It's enough to make me a Commentmaphobe." |
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| 5. | Commentmaphobia | ||
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The fear of leaving Facebook comments for several reasons -You have the totally shitty iPhone, that has the Facebook app which regularly posts comments under different pictures -You know someone with 3,000 friends, and if you leave a comment, you will be alerted all damn day of other peoples "Likes" and "Comments" -You have location services enabled, you told your girlfriend you were at work, and you don't want her to see you are in a different county "Dude, why did you say 'I'd like to tear into that' on my Mothers picture?"
"Because you posted a picture of a filet mignon, i made that comment under it, and my shitty iPhone app assigned it to a different picture. That's why i have Commentmaphobia" ------------------------------------------- "Wow, you are a popular guy. Your phone has been buzzing all night" "No, i made a comment on a super popular girls picture and my phone has been blowing up all day with alerts from people i don't know. It's enough to give me Commentmaphobia" |
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| 6. | Trypophobia | ||
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A fear of clusters of holes. 57% of all tumblr users claim to have this fear. Tumblr user: I saw a wasp's nest and I started hyperventilating because holes are so scary!!!
Tumblr user 2: OMG, you have trypophobia too?! So do I! Tumblr user 3: Nobody understands me and I'm so alone!! I'm so glad I'm not the only one! Tumblr user 4: Remember everyone, tag your posts with a trigger warning if there are holes mentioned! |
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| 7. | real music | ||
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(lucky me for getting here first)
n.Music made that that has no help of hot music video girls, implants, gimmicks, voice enhancers, steroids, or repeating a single lyric over and over because your big name and street cred will automatically make anyone buy your crappy rap music no matter how much it sucks and love it in fear of being socially rejected despite the fact that your early career as a free styler was a million times more inventive and would have impressed those haters at the FCC somehow and saved white people across the world a lot of time typing up angry letters, posts, dictionary inserts, etc. -Why are you listening to Usher? Bach was the last real musician!
--yo, shut the **** up foo befo I knock yo ***! HE use only 10 real word of dis english, making it easy for me and my ghetto culture allies to comprehend. -SHutup, Mike, and stop pretending you're black. |
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