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yard of that fence 

A guy goes into a store and asks the saleslady for some profilactics. She says "what size?". He doesn't know so she suggests he go out back and put his shlong in a hole in one of many holes in the fence and tell her which hole fits his shlong. So he gives it a shot and when he puts his shlong in one of the holes, the saleslady goes behind the fence and pleasures him orally making all kinds of slurping sounds and motions. After finishing, he comes back in the store and she asks "well, what size?" He says "I don't know what size, but I'll take a yard of that fence".
yard of that fence by Mr Five Toe October 18, 2013
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fiance fifteen 

the fifteen pounds that many girls lose between their engagement and their wedding.
look at that skinny bitch! she's lost a lot of weight since she got engaged.

well, you know she can't fit in her wedding dress without losing that fiance fifteen. she bought a size 2.
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Don't Wiz on the electric fence! 

An fun and educational board game played by stimpy and ren's cousin, sven.

catchy advertisement jingle: *Don't wiz on the electric fence!*
"Don't Wiz on the electric fence!"

ren: i'm gonna hit ya, and punch ya..
stimpy+sven: noooo!!
ren: ohhh yes.. but first, i gotta take a wiz!
(ren unzips his fly and proceeds to Wiz (urinate) on said board game, shocking the shit out of himself)

Franceska 

Franceska is a unique,cute,funny,smart type of girl who doesn't take CRAP from anyone, and is a independent girl who doesn't need people fighting for her because she handles her own battles. And also doesn't need a boy to satisfy her needs. She only needs herself. You spell her name with a K NOT A C. She always has to remind people of that. She may seem sweet but once you get on her bad side she could go wild all you and disrespect you badly.The good things about a Franceska is no matter how much you hurt her she wont expose your secrets .EVERYONE NEEDS A FRANCESKA IN THEIR LIFE.... no joke.
Girl: did you hear what Franceska said?
Girl 2: yeah she violated that boy!
Boy: i dont care a still want.
Franceska by Truth Queen November 13, 2019
A beautiful girl who any man is lucky to have in his life she is kind,caring,loving,supportive and hot she will never leave someone out she will be kind to Everyone and treat people the way she wants to be treated!
FRANCESS Is um good looking
Francess by Jennyxo_love May 16, 2018

Francesca Reale 

An actress that appears in 2 of Netflix's show- Haters Back Off and Stranger Things. In Haters Back Off, she plays the main character's ( Miranda Sings ) sister, Emily. In Stranger Things, she plays a minor character Heather Holloway. She is from Los Angeles, California. She is super underrated when she is so much better than Angelina Jolie. She is of Italian descent. Her last name is pronounced as 're-ali'. She's also super hot and pretty.
Kim- Did you hear that Francesca Reale is going to be in Stranger Things??
Tim- Really???
Jim- Tim, you should had said REALE instead!
Sim- Yes Tin, she's going to be in Stranger Things.
Lim- EVERYBODY CALL HER FRANNY PANTS!

Francesco 

Francesco is the name of a Intelligent, honest, funny, caring, charismatic, loveable Italian guy who also happens to be an attractive badass. He loves to cook and can whip up any dish he desires. You can talk to him about anything, no matter how weird or serious the topic; nothings off limits, and the only thing that you can expect to change is how much stronger your bond gets. Regardless of the thousands of miles distance between the two of you and him, he somehow is able to gauge all of your emotions and tell if something is off .

This badass boy has tons of high goals set for himself that he is most definitely capable of achieving (!) He just needs to stay positive, believe in himself more and do his best to worry less.

Sometimes he can be really hard on himself; so just remind him to be at ease and tell him to find the joy and happiness in the things around him; until the day comes where he is able to conquer the his dreams with the world.

This man deserves the best, and only the best because he is the best.

His badass self might also have a soft spot for cute things. Especially the capybara and maybe you too
Look at that Capybara eating peanuts

Lol that's actually just Francesco
Francesco by nbxo July 12, 2018