Imagine if Hitler and all his Nazi comrades got bored at their local during tha war and started a football team...that's Linfield FC. Hailing from the capital of OWC Norn Iron and a fetish for all things red , white and blue these Neo-Nazis are delusional. To put it politely if you ARE "An Ethnic race , a catholic , a republican , normal , not a huge fan of films like Green Street and The Football Factory and I.D , Gerry Adams , an member of the Cliftonville squad or any fan of ANY other football team...Linfield FC hate you"

Teenagers who still play Neopets. Annoying dicks, but you just gotta love 'em.

The majority have size 8 fonts, type in all lowercase and purposely misspell things.

Dani and Sunao are good examples.

Then there's the infamous Yadzia. Used to start a bunch of boards with "YADZIA IS _____" and shit. Is now also a typical FC troll.

And then there are 9,001 chatgroupers, nobody gives a motherfuck about them though.

AND THEN. IN ALL HER CAPSLOCK GLORY. THERE IS MAYAKII/KALAALIT/MAYAKAALIT/KALAAYAKII. THE OPPOSITE OF A TYPICAL FC TROLL. PERFECT SPELLING. ALL CAPS. AND AN EGO THAT WOULD PUT KANYE WEST TO SHAME. OFTEN RANTS ABOUT RANDOM BULLSHIT IN HER LIFE, BUT YOU JUST KNOW SHE DOESN'T EXPECT YOU TO TAKE HER SERIOUSLY. GODDAMNIT SHE'S SO FUCKING UNFUNNY. APPEARS TO BE NAMED "SOFIA" AND ENJOYS crunkcore, SPECIFICALLY 3OH!3 AND HOLLYWOOD UNDEAD. A LOT. SPEAKS IN SHORT SENTENCES. FORGETS PUNCTUATION.

Then there's the semi-notables and the long-dead FC celebs.

- Teddy, last seen about 2007, death-threat aficionado
- The Markinator. Probably secret identity of Maddox. Has an ego that could put Mayakii to shame. Hates everything and everyone. Is smarter than you.
- Pic. Christian-cultist in denial. Annoying as fuck. Hasn't been seen in a few months.
- Ariel, the stupid fuck who tak...

The phrase "Danny already FC'd this" was first used in mid-2009 when Guitar Hero forms and Danny's subscribers on YouTube crowned him the best at Guitar Hero in the world. Soon, after an FC has been posted on a persons channel, someone would respond to the video with: "Danny already FC'd this". Because chances are, Danny has FC'd that song. Jameslikecoulter has parodied this phrase many times in his rants and FC's. Now-a-days, the phrase has become quite annoying and the Guitar Hero/Rock Band community hardly uses it anymore. Some still though.

A person who plays a game in the FIFA series, but only as FC bacelona so this person can do good and not accept the fact that he/she sucks. The same applies for Real Madrid, Manchester United, any all-star team, or international team.

In Dance Dance Revolution, to "FC" a song is to score a "full combo"; that is, to not miss a single step.

fun·ny ( P ) Pronunciation Key (fun-e)
adj. fun·ni·er, fun·ni·est

crotch ( P ) Pronunciation Key (kraw-ch)
n.

A FC is that of a man who has not been circumcised, also known as a Funny Crotch or Anteater.

Also see Chelski. A Russian soccer team (should no longer be considered English in origin) housed by London, England. Are the toy of Russian gangster Roman Abramovich (who, for the record, cannot speak English). Use Abramovich's dirty money in an attempt to sign whomever they wish but are often turned down (as was the case with Real Madrid's Raul) as they are 99.9% style and 0.01% substance. Have a limited (and much muted) fan base. Bought the Carling Cup at the expense of Liverpool FC and, more recently, the Premiership at the expense of Arsenal FC and Manchester United FC. Are now attempting to buy the European Cup at the expense of Liverpool and AC Milan/PSV Eindhoven. May succeed (but underservedly so). Are in possession of the most expensive (and cheating) squad in the world (including ball-handling expert Tiago). Are 2005's team and will prove to be 2005's team only.