Where a creepy FB Stalker or creepy mind numb follower takes over another person's FaceBook page by consistently posting focus group tested talking points and other demagoguery with extremely long vapid and inane comments. Also, the FB Squatter believes the person he/she is FB Squatting cannot function without his/her incredibly lame posts. Also, an FB Squatter regularly believes themselves to be witty and hilarious while embarrassing themselves with their schlocky posts.
A creepy Guy luvs FB Squatting on AZ CD-8's page while deluding himself that he is her "knight in shining armor."
One who believes he is awesome beyond belief but who is in reality the worlds fattest(not really phatest)loser. Phat Matt usually gives himself the name to appear cool instead of just fat.
Who is that driving that piece of shit car? Ohh it's Phat Matt
A person that acts incredibly sad on social networking sites, like Twitter, MySpace and especially Facebook.com, constantly posting pointless statuses that only they like asking people to hangout with them, what people think of them and if someone likes their status they will tell them something. Acting like they have an extremely popular social life often talking about going to the Gym, Drawing, Working or other irrelevant activities that don't require other individuals.
the need to boastfully update one's facebook status for the purpose of informing those within their social network of their current activities, whereabouts, successes, casual and sexual affairs, opinions, interests, moods, and social connections. mostly via text, pictures, web site links and video clips. usually posted in real-time for maximum effect.
guy 1: "dude, SHOTS!"
guy 2: "hold on dude, I haven't updated my facebook in like two hours. let's take a pic first and show face."
guy 1: "word, jamie and lynn totally dissed us for that loser todd. make sure the hot bartender is behind us."
The person who laughs or just generally responds to your facebook status so you dont appear to be unfriended.
FB USER: I am 2 bored.....
FB INSURANCE (seeing no one has responded): whats up buddy?
FB USER: thank god for my facebook insurance
see joke insurance
|6.||Urban Dictionary Addict|
Someone who spends hours searching for hilarious and intelligent slang words and posting it on their facebook status in a attempt to make themselves look cool and original when in fact, they just look like a try hard
Chris "Hey, did you see Yasmeen's FB status about the state of the financial situation in Kazakhstan? That was hilarious!"
Ninya "Pfft, I read that on Urban Dictionary already. She's a Urban Dictionary addict whose only friends are houseplants. I've seen her talking to them"
the mind of a teen girl (no offense ladies) works similar to that of a wolves. in a pack of wolves there is always and alpha.
in a group of girls(cliques or bitch packs, guys be warned; do not interfere with the workings of bitch packs), there is the alpha bitch, usually the hottest and the biggest bitch, but not the dumbest bitch. she will surround herself with girls who are stupider(easier to control) and uglier than her, as to prop herself up by comparison, she will hate on other hot girl and walk around like a fucking queen.
in a pack of wolves if you attack the alpha or try to leave the pack the pack will kill you.
if you insult the alpha bitch,either by saying something, or trying to break off Ur friendship with her(leaving th pack), they will socially kill you, make you a loser.
this occurs even in cliques of 3 people, believe me, I've witnessed this shit happening, srsly guys, don't fuck around with bitch packs, shit like sorority row will happen.
i've seen alpha bitches fight and call each other cunts and shit b/cuz of their hottness, i've seen the alpha bitches control there friends, and turn there boy friends into their servant bitches.
see bitch, brittany, cliques, or bitch pack
girl 1:"hey did you see *girl2*'s hair style, it pretty.z"
alpha: "ugh, she such a cunt!"
guy1:"dude, that chick so hot!"
guy2:"do you want to be anally fucked? and turned into a slave bitch?"
guy1:" um.... what?"
guy2:"alpha bitch dude.... alpha bitch."
girl1:"hey *alpha bitch*..... i don't rlly wanna be your friend anymore."
alpha:" WHAT!?.... oh, ok then...."
(next day *girl1* finds all her secrets posted on*alpha*'s Facebook wall, and a new album full of her dirty pics of her on fb too)