MAWTHER FAWKERS 

BIG GODDAMN MOTHS WITH HAIR THAT BOMB AT YOUR DOME WHILE TRYING TO DRINK YO BEEYA IN VEGAS AT THE CIRCLE BAR!!

OH EM G! I WAS JUST TRYIN TO TO MAKE LIKE A CHAIR FOR EB, AND THESE MAWTHER FAWKERS KEPT KAMIKAZEE'ING INTO ME!!....GODDAMN MAWTHER FAWKERS!!

I STOMPED THE MAWTHER FAWKING SHIT OUT OF THEM OVER AND OVER.

MAWTHER FAWKERS by KYLEBEAR June 30, 2009

Falkner 

Pale, tatted up, funny guy who likes big boobs and porn! He likes to slide down poles.....he's a firefighter! and he likes to get drunk n try to hump girls on the beach and throw them in the water, even if they dont wanna go. He has an enormous package, so i heard....but that also leads to a huge (mooseknuckle), but he's ok with that. He gets excited easily by things like tootsie pops, hersheys kisses, and camel toes. But if u really get to know him he can be a real kevin!! I am glad i met this falker cuz he's actually pretty cool!! But his moose knuckle distracts me...lol

1. Omg! Look at that guy on the beach humping that BIG Girl, Looks like he's pullin a Falkner!!

2. Man look at that dudes package, He's Packin a Falkner!

3. I know he is gonna get me back, because he's falkner! LoL

Falkner by HAHAHAHA J/k April 6, 2010

Jared Falkner 

A stupid ginger who only tells racist jokes and like a girl named amy

You look like Jared falkner

Jared Falkner by JoeMason April 28, 2017

mah fawker 

Whats up dude?

"Jo mah fawker!!!"

mah fawker by Magano August 9, 2003

stumpy fawker 

someone who wants to be a hick

you little stumpy fawker!

stumpy fawker by Jason June 30, 2003