The feeling you get when drinking an excessive amount of non-alcoholic beers amoung other people drinking "real" beer.
Jason: Dude I just killed a 12 pack of Sharps!
Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?
Jason: Yup!
Ryan: Man! You must be fauxucked up! Are you ok to drive?
Jason: Yup!
by chase hollywood November 10, 2011