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fauxjaculate, noun, fó-jac-úláte 1.The act of bringing ones self to the brink of ejaculation then pausing for a brief period of time before finishing yourself off. This process yields much higher pleasure levels as well as a larger volume of ejaculate. This method can be used repeatedly depending on the mental fortitude of the ejaculator. see also; Procrasturbate.
Randolf fauxjaculated four times before nutting up the toilet in anticipation of his hot date with Ms. Spencer.
by Biginuf2500 January 10, 2014

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