Dressing in bohemian clothes when, in fact, you are a millionaire.
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kids who think they are totally groovy, jus because they have some "funky skirt" from Urban outfitters.
fauxhemian chick#1: omg, look at my rockin skirt, its like, pre ripped and everthing
fauxhemian chick#2: OMG that is so hard core! sick!
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Faux (fake) bohemian. A variation on yuppie, this type of person likes to act like an artsy, poor bohemian on the outskirts of society when they are in fact a middle-class ex-californian obsessed with fitting in. Seen most often in Portland, OR and other similar yuppie-ville towns.
Colin: That guy with the local coffee, expensive vintage clothing and typewriter is so popular in Hawthorne! I wonder why he never smiles?

Carolyn: Last year he was a producer in L.A. He is such a faux-hemian. If he smiled, it would blow his cover as a Stumptown coffee employee.
by EastPortlandGal September 15, 2008
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1. n. Someone who affects the mannerisms or habits of a bohemian, including but not limited to heavy smoking, reading of philosophy, as well as excessive rotting at coffee houses. See also trustafarian. 2. adj. Someone who displays the qualities of being a fauxhemian.
"You spent two extra bucks for a pack of Nat Shermans? You're such a fauxhemian."
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