A gay, straight man.
A man who could be described as metrosexual to the extreme. He enjoys looking good, long conversations about feelings, and will drive around with his girlfriend's singing a long to musicals.
"gue"- As derived from "Vogue"
Girl #1: "Too bad John Doe is gay, he'd be the perfect man!"
Girl #2: "John isn't gay, he's a Fauxgue. He is the best of both worlds."
Girl #1: "Oh... does he have a girlfriend?"