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1)Fake gay.
2)When your straight friends do something that questions their sexuality.
3)Worse than a metrosexual.
Lance:"Wanna go to the game tonight I got free tix."
Dave:"I would but I have a mani/pedi appointment."
Lance:"Dude that's faux-homo!"
by DaEndo August 06, 2010