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1. Faux-High
When someone pretends to be high, when really they aren't. The truth is, they're too afraid to actually do drugs, so they trick others into thinking that they're high. To do that, they act very high, such as air-heady.
1:"Wow, Joe is really high."
2:"Haha, Joe? Nah, he's faux-high."
1:"For real? Wow..."
2. faux five
October 24, 2008 Urban Word of the Day
When you're about to high five someone, and your hands are just about to hit, then the other high-fiver quickly moves their hand away leaving you with a non-returned air five... you dork.
I had just gotten a new job and turned to give Amy a high five to celebrate my coolness, and she quickly dodged my hand leaving me with a faux five. I then felt very un-cool.
3. faux ploma
A GED, also called the General Equivalency Diploma or also known as the Good Enough Diploma, which is generally recieved by people who are either too lazy, stupid or ignorant to recieve a regular high school diploma during their first time around in school.
Adam finally got his faux ploma and it only took him 20 years after high school to do it.
4. Faux Ghetto
Faux Ghetto (pronounced 'foʊ gĕt'ō)
n., pl. -tos or -toes.

1. When a person claims they're "hood" (pronouced hʊd) but was raised in middle to high class society.

2. Mainstream rap is a way of life. Gucci Mane is considered a godlike figure.

3. "T-ing" a girl with a friend is an acceptable way to lose your virginity

4. Beginning and ending each and every sentence with the word "Nigga."

5. Claim they're a "baller" but work at a local grocery store.

Ex. 1)(Insert Name Here) is faux ghetto.

Ex. 2)Brandon wears Abercrombie, listens to Gucci Mane, talks like he's from the street but lives in a $500,000 house. He's so faux ghetto"
5. Carlsbad High School
A public high school in Carlsbad, CA built during the 1950's.

It's student population consists of various cliqués:

-The cool girls-
The group of slutty white girls who live in the Aviara part of carlsbad. They spend their weekends cruising in their birthday present from daddy, a BMW, smoking low quality marijuana, drinking mickeys, smirnoff, and fucking the cool guys...

-The cool guys-
These kids usually are hanging with their female counterpart, the cool girls. They probably drive an F150 or SUV, dress in skater-esque clothes, drink large amounts of alcohol and smoke alot of weed. Also, they are avid fans of such music as: Lil Wayne (whom they all call Weezy), lil john, sublime, bob marley, TI, snoop dogg, and other music that seems to match their marijuana use AND/OR awe of the "thug" "ghetto" life that they definately live in daddys 6 bedroom beachside gated community house.

-The school kids-
These are the kids that take all AP classes, and loveeeee doing homework. They are most likely on the speech and debate team. Girls dress in very conservative clothes, while the guys still dress like theyre in 6th grade. The group is about half white, half asian. Their idea of "parties" are AP US history study sessions at {insert name here}'s house, with the occasional kool-aid and volleyball ridden beach bonfires that get mass promotion through facebook. These kids prefer facebook over as mom would say, the "not-so-safe-myspace". Their musical taste is a c...
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6. Carroll High School
A little High School tucked away in an obscure corner of Fort Wayne, Indiana. Noted for it's population of dumb preppy bitches, wanabe Gangstahs, faux intellectuals, rampant drug use, extreme cliquiness, hicks, assbackwardasfuck administration, draconian rules, and general aura of bullshit no one really cares about.
Carroll kid: I go to Carroll High School.
Kid from some other school: Oh shit... I'm sorry dude.
7. Faux Gay
The Faux gay - is a gay man who may not only actually be straight as an arrow, but also may very well be gay.... but is terrible at being gay.

Frequently their gay card will be rejected by the high gay council (who aslo dictates gay man law and is directly correlated with the gay mafia through various insidious parties and fund raisers for disadvantaged children).
A Faux Gay is, but is not limited to, the following:

Not understanding the spandex amendment to the ten commandments (If thou art overweight, thou shalt not wear spandex - ever)

Not knowing what a daft punk helmet is

Buying a citronella candle (as opposed to the actual plant)

Claiming brown can be worn with black

Claiming black "goes with everything"

Wearing Hollister

Wearing synthetics when not in drag

Not knowing at least 3 of the Drag Queens in the area

Can't take a shot

Can't take a penis in the ass

Can't walk in 4+ inch heels

Can't walk in said heels with a full martini glass without spilling

Can't walk period

Doesn't understand that dish soap is NOT FOR SKIN CARE

Thinks the greatest designer ever is Calvin Klein (because it's the only one they've heard of)

Doesn't understand how to properly operate their limp wrist.

Complains constantly about the state of the LGBT "community"

Doesn't understand where common phrases come from.

Can't quote RuPaul verbatem

Fails to realize their clod-hopper shoes may be offense to the host/hostess's carpet
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