| 1. | FAUX-GO | ||
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The sale was advertised as "Buy One, Get One Free" but I went to the store and it was Buy One, Get One for Half-Off. That is NOT bogo.... that is FAUX-go. Not cool. Not cool at all.
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| 2. | faux sceney | ||
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someone who tries way too hard to be so called "scene."
they most likely go to the scene queen for um "scene tips," and sometimes they even start to look like the "scene queen." not only that, but their personality undergoes a significant change for the worse; fake. megan langford.
obviously the first human clone. (of nicole keith, aka the scene police.) "omg nicole does my bandana look perfect along with my aviators?!" wtf. i hope i don't look faux sceney. |
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| 3. | faux finger banger | ||
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The Negative kind:
1) a guy who has really nice hands and looks like he should be amazing at fingering but he isn't because he: a) doesn't go deep enough b) doesn't go hard enough c) just doesn't understand how it should be done The Positive kind: 2) a guy who, from the look of his hands, that are generally small or with small fingers, shouldn't be good at fingering but he is because: a) he plays guitar b) he understands that just in-and-out isn't fingering c) he has nice arms 1. Mindy: "I wish all guys with long fingers were good at fingering."
Lauren: "Yeah, its depressing that some many of them are just faux finger bangers." 2. "Paige, have you met that new guy? He is such a faux finger banger, I mean, his hands are like mine, but damnnnnn." |
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| 4. | faux job | ||
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n., The act of a woman bringing her mouth into the vicinity of a man's groin with the intention of arousing him but not performing an actual sex act. A faux job can entail her placing a hand on the crotch and sucking her fingers, blowing on the penis from an inch or so away, placing her mouth over the penis of a man still wearing pants, or any other similar activity.The goal can be either to tease the man or to indicate a willingness to go further. "I was only going to get one lapdance, but the stripper started giving me a faux job and next thing you know I'm out a hundred bucks."
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| 5. | Faux Pas | ||
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French for "False Step."
A severe social blunder or major breach in etiquette. If the faux pas in question was unintentional it oftens leads to a very awkward and uncomfortable moment. If the faux pas in question was intentional the person who intentionally committed the faux pas in question is often loathed for an appropriate period of time (or bitch slapped). But- on a rare occasion the person the intentional faux pas was directed at might find it funny and laugh it off. Unintentional Faux Pas:
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During "Brighter Than Sunshine" -our last slow dance song- I went to kiss Miranda full on the lips. But apparently first base wouldn't be reached tonight. Instead she violently jerked away, her lithe body escaping my gasp. She looked at me with some kind of look that I'd never seen before. In it, it contained; desire, anger, and pity. The few seconds she stood standing there in front of me felt like enternity. Miranda, God bless her, ran away tears streaming out her eyes. Apparently when she said had taken my "Let's go to the dance together but just as friends" speech literally. I had intended it as a "We're best friends and have been for ages will you go out with me?" Intentional Faux Pas (Type A): When Kelsey took off her backpack at carpool and bent over to get the math notes I had missed out for me, Cameron made a serious Faux Pas of the first type. She was standing there, her heart-shaped butt innocently sticking out when he ran up and spanked it so hard I'm sure it bruised. For Christ's sake, doesn't he know we're in a Catholic school? Well he got what he deserved. His cheek was still bright red the next day from the bitch slap she gave him. Intentional Faux Pas (Type B): I watched as Keith stared directly at Kelly's hourglass body. Didn't he have any shame? Didn't he know how to do it the right way? The way she wouldn't notice. Beatrice -Kelly's "pleasently plump" best friend- noticed. Beatrice pointed it out to Kell... |
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| 6. | faux vibe | ||
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When you thought your cell phone vibrated in your pocket but it didn't, and what's worse-- it's not even in that pocket. Dude I think I need to go to the doctor, I've been getting faux vibes all day.
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| 7. | faux procreation | ||
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act of having sex with hopes of not producing a child. i dont want kids, so lets just go engage in faux procreation!
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