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artificial cock, dildo, dong
1)cucumber is kind of faux cock

2) when in fact he’s going to plunge the faux-cock directly into the hole
by m.b.foroughi May 02, 2010
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2
any number of items used as a dildo.
Jan's fauxcock is a cucumber.
by Hauling Handyman October 25, 2008
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