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When someone has grown their hair in a way that looks like pretty long side burns, but isn't actually side burns. Popular among lesbians and boys who don't have enough testosterone to grow their own real side burns.
Raven: Holy shit, that chick must be taking hormones or something dude. Look at those side burns!
Sabrina: No man, those are faux burns.
by faux shiz July 12, 2008

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