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1. Derogatory:An overweight or obese child.

2. An animal ready for slaughter.

1. Look at that little fatling. That child needs to loose weight.

2. A fatling was chosen from the herd for slaughter.
Fatling by razorflown April 19, 2009
Related Words
Pressing two keys at the same time due to typing too fast or mistaking the distance needed to travel to the intended letter.
Damnit! I KLeep fatfingering letrters! Why me!
Fatfinger by Mai Valentine July 25, 2009

Fatfinglish

when you write something on your smartphone, withouth spellchecking. and your fat fingers hits more than the desired keys on your keyboard, resulting in new words or several words fused together with random letters.

then being able to read and understand it, when other people writes like that to you, without replying ''?'' like a cunt.
''Hahahaha!!! This is close to my heart, theclightvin the shitter at my work does this!''

No worries i know Fatfinglish, he means ''the light in the shitter''
Fatfinglish by KennyMT May 19, 2022

fatting around

When someone does something and they are fat while doing it. Does not matter what you're doing.

See wordFattin' Around/word
fatting around by larstait October 27, 2003

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass 

FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass originated in 3000BC when overweight, unnatractive blind nuns peeled the dead skin off their pet and or stray elephants to make bracelets and other various forms of clothing to ensure that they were not naked during the winter. They did this by picking grass through their teeth until it was strong enough to bind the elephant skin together.
Susan: 'Oh my God i love your bracelet where did you get it?'
Maria: 'My great aunt was a blind nun back in the 80's, she weeved the bracelet together from elephant skin and grass.'
Susan: 'What!?'
Maria: 'Haven't you heard of FatMingElephantSkinBraceletsCarvedByBlindNunsEatingGrass??'

fadwingle 

That's the beauty of it it's a substitute for all words. Mostly fornication.
I will fadwingle you so hard .

Where is that fadwingle?

Stop fadwingling that!
fadwingle by Fadwingle June 14, 2016